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Bull Demotivational Poster


ARGUING ON THE INTERNET -


TAGS: bra on teats on bull
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by AlanSmithee

TheTrashHeap - March 17, 2011, 10:11 pm
Not on the net it doesn't.
towercam - March 17, 2011, 5:37 pm
Here, we disagree. Argument has value. ***bs on a bull doesn't. People learn things through argument.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 11, 2010, 11:05 pm
They're all Moooo posters....I'm just Amsome that way.
TheTrashHeap - August 11, 2010, 9:25 pm
Alansmithee has the best Avatar ever!
Reality Lord - August 11, 2010, 9:19 pm

awesome...how long do i have to wait before i steal the pic for a mooootifake?
spacedog - August 11, 2010, 8:57 pm
That doesn't mean he hasn't though, and "could have" been a Moo+ poster? I thought it was. 5L
TheTrashHeap - August 11, 2010, 8:29 pm
I know Moo IRL pzy. And NO.
pzykosiz - August 11, 2010, 8:24 pm
would you really want to see moo+ in a bra?
TheTrashHeap - August 11, 2010, 8:06 pm
Would have made a great Moo+ poster, but still 5L
Faceplant31 - August 11, 2010, 8:04 pm
ROR! 5L


ENERGY DRINKS -




REDBULL GIVES YOU WINGS - MD 20/20 gets you tread marks ...


TAGS: redbull wings maddog tread marks
Rating: 4.65/5

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Hannor32 - August 11, 2012, 10:14 am
U just made my day ;)


TIME TO COWBOY UP -


TAGS: bull cowboy
Rating: 4.83/5

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jackandsally - December 23, 2011, 8:02 am
LOVE IT ^_^
timbosai - December 17, 2011, 11:48 pm
hahaha thats awesome!
Verdeckt - December 16, 2011, 1:49 am
LMAO!


Guns don't kill people! -


TAGS: guns don t kill bullets do
Rating: 4.24/5

More motifakes by mizzdizz

GaryO - July 5, 2015, 10:37 pm
It's happenin' now. 22 ammo is quite scarce here in the US
blesic - July 5, 2015, 8:54 pm
I know. Let's outlaw all the bullets, and the guns will become useless.
EmilioDumphque - June 9, 2015, 10:12 pm
Incoming fire has right-of-way.
Bandit5906 - June 8, 2015, 12:01 pm
People kill people!


~ ~ DEJA MOO ~ ~ - It's the feeling you've heard this bull before!




WALKING ON WATER -




LIFE - Everything is easier when you know the cheat codes.




BULL WRESTLING - Cause UFC is for pussies.


TAGS: bulls wrestling cowboys
Rating: 4.11/5

More motifakes by heathentod

srajcic - December 3, 2010, 2:43 pm
Can I use the cowboy image to make one personalized apron for a Christmas gift?
agdaniele - May 15, 2010, 11:23 pm
I heard that about bull wrestlers.
heathentod - May 15, 2010, 11:23 pm
And if I can get a picture of that cowboy in the bull's guard, it might be the coolest picture ever! :)
heathentod - May 15, 2010, 11:21 pm
Yeah, but you haven't seen his guard yet; wait until that cowboy tries to mount him! :P
agdaniele - May 15, 2010, 7:24 pm
Pffft... that bull ain't even versed in jiu jitsu... he's being taken down by a seriously loose guillotine... even amateure MMA fighters can escape that... he just needs to posture up.


BULLYING -


TAGS: bully crazy psych**ic fight school
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

MonsterRaven3 - January 3, 2014, 7:24 pm
Very, very true. Most of the time, it's the quiet ones you have to look out for.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 14, 2013, 1:23 pm
Example: ju5t look at Jeffery Dahmer. (shiver) Someone didn't pay for the bar tab like promised, and Dahmer promised him something else.... egh.
5150monkeylove - June 25, 2013, 11:29 pm
It might be a great anti bully campaign poster. Except for offending psychos and such. It would end with..."potential victim is just like you" (sweet kitty face)
rerun - June 22, 2013, 4:03 pm

still a great poster
5150monkeylove - May 18, 2013, 3:38 pm
Thanks, RR
rerun - May 18, 2013, 7:26 am

I think it is perfect as it is.
5150monkeylove - May 18, 2013, 12:54 am
Timmmeehhh?
Empires - May 17, 2013, 11:52 pm
I don't understand how Christopher Robin, and Calvin would ever meet, much less get in a fight.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 10, 2012, 3:37 am
Words I live by.
Anonymous2 - February 5, 2011, 1:12 am
So... Hobbes is just Tigger forgetting about his Tiggerific past?
5150monkeylove - February 5, 2011, 12:33 am
I had this pic for a while, and this was what I finally came up with. I am considering reworking and wouldn't mind suggestions. (for my FB page)
autumnspirit - February 4, 2011, 7:22 pm
Nice! When crazy comes, just act more crazier! They get scared! lol 5L's


POSTMODERNISTS - The only reason they are alive is because it's illegal to kill them.


TAGS: postmodernism bull**** nihilism
Rating: 2.68/5
-_- - July 13, 2008, 5:54 am
NO Office, i didn't Stab him. He walked right into the dagger i was holding in my extended arm... 37 times. I'd say you could ask him, but for some reason, he feels he has the "Right to Remain Silent".


REAL MEN -




FACEPLANT!! - Ouch, that's gotta hurt.




i don't have time to worry -


TAGS: time worry pitbull relax happy
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by todderic70

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 3, 2015, 12:28 pm
Fantastic poster. Made me more misty eyed than a Sarah McLachlan commercial. 5 loveable dogs.
vindicator - September 24, 2014, 5:12 am
Dead bang on. Binnnggg-0. 5el todderific
todderic70 - September 16, 2014, 3:39 pm
Thank you Oldsod!
Oldsod - September 15, 2014, 6:55 pm
Great first poster, Todderic!


EXECUTIVE DECISIONS -


TAGS: bullets 9 yards decision
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

salsa23 - April 10, 2011, 1:41 pm
11B is correct, its 5.56mm linked and the rounds are upside down.
Sean - November 12, 2010, 3:10 pm
Of course the decision to make a swivel chair -- THAT was a good decision. Hey look! A LogicDude! Over there, somewhat behind that tree ....
LogicDude - November 11, 2010, 6:08 pm
Those are clearly uranium-depleted sour milk tipped rounds loading into Mooooooooooooo's udder for firing at Timmys.
forseti - November 11, 2010, 5:51 pm
(even it's not allowed) I have some 7.62 from my former MG-3. They look different. So GySgt is probably right. But the result may be the same.
GySgt1811 - October 1, 2010, 10:59 am
Sorry Wraith. (I seem to have started something stupid and useless.) They're .50 BMG and it's Sunny Side Up in a M-85. Which is the POS in the TC's cupola on a M-60A1 RISE (Passive). And an M1919 Browning did not have disintegrating links. (E7C, Out.)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 1, 2010, 9:57 am
That's clearly a tank.....5L
Ed-Hyde - October 1, 2010, 7:28 am
I'm kinda leaning towards 7.62 personally, without perspective on it its hard to tell.
Untamedfifty - October 1, 2010, 6:49 am
those are 30-06 rounds for a m1919 browning
Wraith11B - October 1, 2010, 2:18 am
Sorry, those are either 5.56 or 7.62, not .50cal, and they're fake (the casing has already been fired) and they're dra**d the wrong way to feed into a weapon. BRASS TO THE GRASS next time!
GySgt1811 - September 30, 2010, 6:18 pm
.50 Caliber, Sunny Side Up! Man, how I love gun p***. 5 rounds, Face!


BULLSHIT - It would appear that I have reached my limit...




BALLS - If you had them you would have enlisted


TAGS: military bullet magizine
Rating: 3/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 1, 2014, 5:36 pm
Military life isn't for everyone, I admit that I didn't like regimented life. For me it wasn't so bad, but it wasn't so great either. I was a good soldier, followed orders, did my duty, and was honorably discharged.


SHARP SHOOTER -


TAGS: twice as many bullets for twice as many targets
Rating: 4.81/5

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agdaniele - August 5, 2010, 2:13 am
LMAO!!!


ANONYMOOSE - We are legion


TAGS: anomymous bullwinkle
Rating: 3.19/5
the tr00per - February 16, 2009, 12:57 am
terrible pun
Doreen - November 24, 2008, 7:18 pm
Hahahahahaha


RUNNING OF THE BULLS -




HUMANITY -


TAGS: humanity fail bullet peace sad
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - January 28, 2012, 7:59 pm
Really, it's quite the old one. thanks mate :D
rerun - January 28, 2012, 7:24 pm

I don't recall seeing this. 5L
agdaniele - November 27, 2010, 7:14 pm
That's the point.
Alfredogarcia - November 27, 2010, 7:02 pm
You can't tell me this is an acceptable view of collateral damage...He should be allowed to go to school and come home knowing he is safe and his family is safe. No war is worth this!!
Hawamleh - June 28, 2010, 7:07 pm
True, its just like life when you keep getting hit for some time you just stop feeling..
GreyScorpion - June 28, 2010, 6:33 pm
every now and then the dark subject flies, it heightens the senses, but too much, anesthetize's the mind and we'll become numb to it
Hawamleh - June 28, 2010, 6:23 pm
i make funny Motifakes everynow and then, but those dont de-motivate you.. this Dark Stuff Truely De-motivates..
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2010, 6:16 pm
It's demotivational is it not?
forseti - June 28, 2010, 6:14 pm
great! 5 blank cartridges
Derek - June 28, 2010, 6:13 pm
Nobody complains "This isn't a Motifake!" when a poster is this good.
Hawamleh - June 28, 2010, 5:57 pm
Thanks I Submitted the other to politi...but they dont deserve good posters...they just biker about Obama
GreyScorpion - June 28, 2010, 5:49 pm
nicely reworked..5L
Hawamleh - June 28, 2010, 5:45 pm
Thats It, We Dont Think of our selves as a planet we think of ourselves as individuals..
hootizz - June 28, 2010, 5:40 pm
Pure hurt in those eyes..., when all he wants is a bundle of friends to play football with..., what the hell is wrong with us as a planet...??


O'DOYLE RULES -


TAGS: bullies
Rating: 4.61/5

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CaptainBaked - May 18, 2011, 6:24 am
AHAHA! Im gonna watch billy madison when I get home... age old classic!
rerun - May 17, 2011, 7:33 pm

Dr. Pepper on my screen. Thanks Airman


RED BULL - It gives you wings !!




PREPARED -




FIRST ANNUAL RUNNING OF THE ZOMBIES -


TAGS: uggs zombies nobull
Rating: 3.63/5

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5150monkeylove - February 10, 2011, 12:35 am
oh, I thought mine was cool for about an hour.
5150monkeylove - February 10, 2011, 12:35 am
don't feel bad... we have all made a crappy zombie poster before...115168
nabzaf - February 10, 2011, 12:19 am
Thank you sir.... when i made this i smiled for about a sec then it was gone..... lol will have better ones soon
Reality Lord - February 9, 2011, 11:42 pm

good first poster dude...good...not great...good. lolz
nabzaf - February 9, 2011, 3:29 pm
grammar..... who needs that we're undead..
Greeny - February 9, 2011, 3:24 pm
were ar the grammar nazis? Zombies get 'em?


PIT BULLS - The Most Dangerous---aww look at his goggles and hes swimming and hes trying to get a ball hes sooooo cuuute


TAGS: pit bull bulls bully apbt
Rating: 3.54/5


NOT FUNNY ENOUGH - You can do better, what about some hot chicks? Cleavage? Girls in cosplay outfits?


TAGS: bull dog
Rating: 3.64/5

More motifakes by Chef

agdaniele - April 29, 2010, 7:20 pm
Just keep trying, chef... any of those chickfakes won't get you respected around here until you can make good non-c*****ge/chick motifakes. It's sort of like Picasso - the abstract wouldn't be impressive if he couldn't paint real-life so well. Capisce?


TODAY'S CHILDREN -


TAGS: children teens offlineonline extreme bullying
Rating: 4.54/5

More motifakes by tellitlikeitis

nicholsjoshua15 - September 29, 2013, 2:42 pm
Poor souls, may god have mercy on them in the next world. My prayers are with the families.
tellitlikeitis - June 18, 2011, 6:32 am
Unfortunately true... but the truth about it is that it's "them" who are the weak ones!
Reality Lord - June 17, 2011, 8:02 am

all these new rules they have in school are bs. the bottom line is the same now as it was when i was a kid. if they "shove" you....swing back as hard and as often as you can. bullies see "nice people" as weak.
tellitlikeitis - June 16, 2011, 11:48 am
Totally agree Demo. More and more kids today are doing various crimes and these kids are so young! Why not do it when there's not much consequence to face.
Demo33 - June 15, 2011, 11:00 pm
Indeed, however i do believe that if a complaint is made that is how police see it however due to the fact that most bullies are underage nothing comes of it, which is a shame, it definately needs to be taken more seriously.
tellitlikeitis - June 15, 2011, 7:04 pm
The laws need change the wording from "bullying" to "harassment" and charge the bully with man-slaughter.
tellitlikeitis - June 15, 2011, 6:55 pm
No worries Mooooo..Usually it is the ugly kids that get picked on, not today though. Probably jeasouly i guess and insecurity on the bully's part. It's just an aweful shame-- that's all I meant from the poster.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 15, 2011, 5:11 pm
Sorry tellit........I miss the heartless sadism of the old motifake
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 15, 2011, 5:09 pm
Why were the h**ter girls bullied?.....they're 4's maybe 5's if I was still drinking.......whatever happened to only picking on the poor and ugly kids?.........BRB, I have to go punch my mailperson.....(she has braces)
tellitlikeitis - June 15, 2011, 12:20 pm
Ouch! I didn't realize that there would be so many comments on this one. Let me just knock those chips off your shoulders.
MilDoc - June 15, 2011, 11:00 am
"Life is pain. Anyone who tells you differently is trying to sell you something."
MilDoc - June 15, 2011, 11:00 am
Bullying will always exist as long as there are insecure a55holes in the world. We don't have to like it, but al least accept the fact. The choice is: whine about how unfair it is, or teach our kids how to deal with it in a constructive, non-lethal way.
Demo33 - June 15, 2011, 6:50 am
tellitlikeitis you obviously have no sence of sarcastic humor, i was bullied very badly at school but delt with it when i realised that A) kids in other parts of the world are starving, homeless etc B)There are a**holes everywhere get used to it.
curzondax12 - June 14, 2011, 9:02 pm
what really irks me is usually the bullies who drive them to suicide get no punishment. They boo hoo it up say sorry then go on with there lives while the victim cant.
curzondax12 - June 14, 2011, 9:00 pm
As a bullied youth who now has to cope with schools doing nothing about the bullying of my kids I really have a soft spot for these kids and what they went through.
tellitlikeitis - June 14, 2011, 6:37 pm
As you can all see, their attractive looking kids. Most typically the "bully" is someone who has extreme inadequacies, so they must empower themselves by bringing someone else down--cowards tend to do that. Demo33, obviously you have no kids or no heart.
Demo33 - June 14, 2011, 12:55 pm
ahhh f*** em they probably deserved it. x
Sho - June 14, 2011, 10:32 am
I've been through this at some point, the thoughts of suicide and killing everyone was on my mind
legolasegb - June 14, 2011, 10:16 am
Yeah, but you didn't commit suicide. There's got to be a lot more wrong than just being bullied to prompt someone to commit suicide.
Hawamleh - June 14, 2011, 10:02 am
You'll find that bullying is quite obsolete here in Jordan. It's more of a Hazing thing here.
tellitlikeitis - June 14, 2011, 9:22 am
I think that many of us have been somewhat bullied at sometime or another-- it just breaks my heart to see this happen. These are real pictures of kids that have experienced "extremed bullied".
forseti - June 14, 2011, 3:58 am
well... today is total lack of mercy a**ignment day. I lol'd... Sorry!
justme - June 14, 2011, 2:08 am
great one... I've been bullied too so i know how it feels...


US AIR FORCE - Bullets? Who needs bullets?


TAGS: us air force bullets war terrorism
Rating: 3.87/5

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Underthetable - September 28, 2011, 12:55 pm
Yeah I'm hearing it
hangmanheadphones - October 6, 2010, 2:41 am
I think I need this for a few people in my area.
Anon - October 10, 2009, 6:34 pm
Anyone else hearing the Sonic 1 boss music?


1870'S ENERGY DRINK - And it comes with that cool straw, too.


TAGS: energy drinking red bull
Rating: 3.52/5

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Derek - October 22, 2009, 4:19 pm
He was a medicine man ;})


RED BULL - the man who pissed in the can and sold it to you for $4.00


TAGS: red bull
Rating: 3.12/5

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RIFLES - The new generation of toys.


TAGS: hello kitty assault rifle gun shoot pew bullets hurt harm lol funny cat new generation of toys the
Rating: 2.41/5

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Octopus_Soup - July 26, 2009, 1:00 pm
Epic win.


BULLYING -


TAGS: junechallenge bullying
Rating: 4.55/5

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rerun - September 12, 2010, 10:50 am

kid on the left....man, your breath smells good....trident?


NINJA BULL -




THIS IS BULLSHIT - I'm leavin'


TAGS: shadow of the colossus bull**** leaving leavin leavin
Rating: 2.32/5
J35u5M4 - September 16, 2008, 11:19 am
That Colossus was hard lol
Ronny - June 10, 2008, 4:39 pm
Oh, come on, you could at least try !
Les - June 9, 2008, 4:39 am
Me too follow the Les shaped blur!
Guest - May 24, 2008, 6:43 am
Indeed


YOU GOT SERVED!! - An inevitable outcome when you go up against the funky fresh Toro del Pop N Lock!


TAGS: bull breakdancing
Rating: 4/5

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agdaniele - May 17, 2010, 1:35 am
Excellent original twist on a previously used pic. 5L


ARROGANCE - An attitude of superiority manifested in an overbearing manner or in presumptuous claims or assumptions


TAGS: obama president taxes bull**** democrats election white funny true look
Rating: 3.08/5

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WTFO - November 19, 2009, 12:43 am
um, lolman...no. So bite me.
lolman - November 4, 2009, 11:28 pm
I care about politics as much as I care about the price of a f***ing big mac in Poland. He's standing like the statue, he's Obama... its funny ok? now stfu and gtfo WTFO
HAHA - May 6, 2009, 6:14 pm
No way dumb a**.
Stupidity is not Funny - May 6, 2009, 2:50 pm
have, just been noticing there seems to be a group on here that gives every politically minded motifake 5 lions, they all end up with 3 or better ratings and most of them are just veiled redneck wisdom
Mark - May 6, 2009, 1:47 pm
Stupidity is not funny and neither is Stupidity is not funny. MotiFake is what you make it. If it's a political soap box you want, a political soap box it shall be. Now go away and find something funny. Better yet...post something funny yourself.
Stupidity is not Funny - May 6, 2009, 1:35 pm
Motifake is not your political soap box
Person - February 13, 2009, 6:23 pm
Or by Briton of Rose. Douchebag
WTFO - January 21, 2009, 11:25 pm
blah, blah, blah...BoR.
Briton of Rose - January 20, 2009, 12:59 pm
For further examples of "Arrogance", please see any comments made by WTFO.


SO AMERICAN CARS CANT TURN CORNERS? - last time i checked, Rhy Millen just won the Red Bull WORLD DRIFTING CHAMPIONSHIP IN A PONTIAC


TAGS: american car rhy millen red bull pontiac solstice gxp
Rating: 2.32/5

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NickDahlmier - May 30, 2016, 11:56 am
I've read that build-up... HRM & GMPP did it with a all-aluminum LS 427, an STS diff & lots of bracing. Thing would've been a total giant-killer if allowed tire-changes for the acceleration trials, beating even the h**test Italian-job at the time.
NickDahlmier - May 30, 2016, 11:52 am
No... Drifting what backwoods moonshine runners invented to make time. Drifting is essentially NASCAR minus the organization & Sprint-car racing without the clay track, all-in-one minus the presence of other cars on the track at the same time.
NickDahlmier - May 30, 2016, 11:47 am
...Said the euro/ricer that instantly loaded his pants with bricks the moment an Ford/Ac Shelby Cobra 427 started it's engine.
zoomer296 - January 20, 2013, 8:45 pm
I agree with RatFink.
rerun - August 8, 2010, 11:26 am

goodbye ratfink
RatFink - August 8, 2010, 10:44 am
believe it or not this particular car actually had an LS7 under the hood thats a 427/ 512hp 486ft-lbs Big Block Chevy for all the rice fans that car will eat your **** like a f***ing taco and f*ck u culos
spacedog - January 4, 2010, 1:41 am
Wrong! I like women who play the skin flute.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:54 pm
Spacedog is as g** as a french horn.
corbett06 - January 2, 2010, 4:54 pm
yeah i wanna see you try drifting...what you dont know is that a large majority of those cars have v8s in them...not a car you wanna f*** with on the street
Fatty - March 13, 2009, 10:29 am
Drifting is a retarded sport invented by rice burner fanatics
Culos - March 13, 2009, 6:06 am
*turn*
Culos - March 13, 2009, 6:06 am
Drifting, a tell tale sign of not being able to torn a corner in a normal efficient way.....but don't blame the drivers, blame the ****ty American car technology!


BULLYING STATISTICS -


TAGS: bully
Rating: 4.77/5

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SCAPEGOAT -


TAGS: bullying hurts the little ones
Rating: 4.57/5

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GreyScorpion - June 22, 2010, 1:14 pm
it's an Amazon Jungle out there, 5L
spacedog - June 21, 2010, 8:36 pm
Very nice Face. 5L
Cubbybear - June 21, 2010, 3:57 pm
5/5 I love the ph**o...great message too


LIFE - Some days you're a bull rider, some days you're a steamy pile of blood and saw dust.


TAGS: bull life cowboy
Rating: 4.55/5

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Grinch66 - April 13, 2011, 8:41 am
Sometimes you ride the bull, sometimes the bull rides you!
Lemonhead144 - April 9, 2011, 4:03 pm
Heiferhead does a suplex off the top rope...


FINESSE -


TAGS: bullfighter bull horn
Rating: 3.76/5

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GreyScorpion - December 11, 2009, 11:37 am
Bulls doing cartwheels...you don't see that everyday now you? "5, go toro, go toro"
me4891 - December 11, 2009, 11:35 am
This one will keep me laughing through my Friday staff meeting


U.S. ARMY - Turning Unicorns into Warcorns since Christ was a Corporal


TAGS: unicorn christ army us grenades smoke bullets
Rating: 2.41/5
LogicDude - April 21, 2009, 9:34 am
Like it...but Anon postings = 1L here...


SWEET REVENGE -


TAGS: cheating husband revenge bullsh t
Rating: 4.88/5

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jameswnash - September 20, 2010, 10:14 pm
oh...oh d***..lol


BIOFUEL - The future has arrived




ALUCARD - so badass, he smokes bullets


TAGS: alucard hellsing bullet smoking
Rating: 2.41/5

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Claire - September 30, 2010, 10:05 pm
The guy's username just puts the cherry on top.
Mr. Shiny - September 30, 2010, 10:02 pm
So bad-ass, he doesn't care that he's featured in a ****ty poster.
Anonymous2 - September 30, 2010, 8:04 pm
Also, to the person who submitted this, how about showing clips from the show, instead of promotional art. Y'know, sh**s of him taking down freaks, sh**s of him using his powers.
Anonymous2 - September 30, 2010, 8:01 pm
Zook, he has a really long nose, his glasses have just slid down.
Zook - September 30, 2010, 9:58 am
whats with the eyeball on his forehead?
hootizz - September 30, 2010, 2:30 am
Crankyhead you took the words right out of my mouth...
agdaniele - September 30, 2010, 2:20 am
And here, I thought it was his own John Wayne Bobbit.
crankyhead - September 30, 2010, 2:18 am
That's not a bullet, it's a suppository.
agdaniele - September 30, 2010, 2:17 am
Don't do that! I'd hate to see a horned helmet on any other body part!
Haarakkon - September 30, 2010, 2:17 am
LOL! I swear if I hung out here more often than I do I'd be liable to get a swollen head.
agdaniele - September 30, 2010, 2:14 am
This poster is the anti-Haar. The man is a genius.
agdaniele - September 30, 2010, 2:13 am
I approved it, lover.
Haarakkon - September 30, 2010, 2:10 am
I don't know nor does it matter who approved it, BTW.
Haarakkon - September 30, 2010, 2:10 am
Not pointing fingers or intending to irritate any of the mods, but the safest bet is probably to nuke the d*** thing before it starts.
Faceplant31 - September 30, 2010, 2:07 am
Good call haar, i was thinking the same thing. Now on the other hand the average score of 5 0L votes is still 0L.
Haarakkon - September 30, 2010, 2:07 am
0+5/1=5
Haarakkon - September 30, 2010, 2:06 am
Dammit, Aggy! Yer solar powered calculator is outta sunlight again. 1+5/2=3.
ICEMAN - September 30, 2010, 2:05 am
Thanks teach. You get an apple.
agdaniele - September 30, 2010, 2:00 am
Although many believe in no vote, they must remember that 0+5=5, but 1+5=2.5
Faceplant31 - September 30, 2010, 1:59 am
This motifake, so effing lame it should not get even a 1L. Sure agg, i agree
agdaniele - September 30, 2010, 1:58 am
Different user, same outcome... this should end it for 2010. Agreed?


FADING MEMORY - That's all you'll ever be.


TAGS: fading memory bully shinedown song
Rating: 4.94/5

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dy2012 - April 16, 2012, 3:54 pm
That's all you'll ever be a fading memory of bully-Shinedown
Uthon - April 6, 2012, 2:17 am
My posters seem to spark in me when I'm happy, which seems a little ironic considering some of their moods.
tellitlikeitis - March 29, 2012, 8:47 pm
Wow...
GaryO - March 29, 2012, 7:49 pm
excellent
Rick69 - March 29, 2012, 3:45 pm
Demotivational: Check, Beautiful: Check, 5L: Triple Check... Superb...
mariand - March 29, 2012, 1:05 pm
well done...


CHOOSE YOUR BATTLES -


TAGS: glasses sniper bully
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

pzykosiz - December 3, 2010, 11:10 pm
5L's Four-eyes
agdaniele - December 3, 2010, 7:59 pm
LMAO!
Faceplant31 - December 3, 2010, 7:58 pm
How did i know some technical a$$ would point that out. Jk, whats up agg? The other noob logged off.
agdaniele - December 3, 2010, 7:57 pm
Six, technically. But, 5L will suffice.


TA DA!!!!! - Bull plant


TAGS: bull plant
Rating: 4.65/5

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falloutghoul - March 1, 2012, 6:58 pm
Ole!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 29, 2012, 5:41 pm
Nice! Very nice!
gas - February 28, 2012, 10:28 am
lol, I guess that bull deserves the two ears and the tail
Zetmonk - February 28, 2012, 5:39 am
This is a no-brainer, but got me lauging hardest of all the posters today. Humour is a funny thing... 5L


Street Racing -


TAGS: street racing mustang charger bullit
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Vanner

BobbEdwards - September 22, 2013, 12:45 am
And he didn't need a Winchester Pump either.
CloudchaserS - September 21, 2013, 12:33 am
He was Steve McQueen. He could have been on a Cushman scooter and still would have run that Charger off the road.
curlyrocks - September 20, 2013, 5:12 pm
I always found it funny that Bullet in his tiny Mustang was able to run a huge Charger off the road.
MissPriss - September 20, 2013, 2:16 pm
Dear God! My 5L most favorite cars! If you haven't already drop this one over at motofake too.


MICHEAL JORDAN - Micheal acutally flunked Physics class. Therefore the laws of gravity do not apply to him.


TAGS: air jordan micheal bulls dunk
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by ladystarscream

ladystarscream - August 8, 2011, 6:24 pm
Glad u like, I always mix up those 2 letters,lol.
the1stCOMMI3 - August 7, 2011, 4:54 pm
Made beer squirt outa my nose. Dis sh*t deservs 5L's. Oh, and i think you spelled micheal, it's supposed to me michael


Rip Roast -




ARE YOU AN OPTIMIST OR A PESSIMIST? - I have 3 bullets left. So tell me. Is my gun half EMPTY or half FULL?


TAGS: gun bullets optimist pessimist
Rating: 4.08/5

More motifakes by steve1961

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2013, 3:03 pm
Whoa... Nice a***ogy with poster! 5L, and favoring.
GaryO - March 3, 2013, 9:52 am
Half ****ed if the bullets are still in his hand. Serious, nice composition, Steve. 5L


SLEEPING PILLS - The new permanent kind


TAGS: bullet sleep pills
Rating: 2.67/5

More motifakes by Unsavory

faulty switch - August 6, 2009, 3:31 am
one in the head will do just fine.
Watcher - December 15, 2008, 9:00 pm
Take 2 of these in the head and never again call the doc in the morning.
me - December 15, 2008, 7:30 am
I don't get it, is that some kind of suicide pill?


CYBER BULLYING - Where the rules are reversed and the nerds torment the big guys... psychologically of course.


TAGS: cyber bullying nerd torment reversed
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by MercAlert

Arvantillian - March 11, 2012, 1:02 pm
That new-fangeled world wide web...the great equlizer!
ICEMAN - March 10, 2012, 1:22 am
Well..... OH YEAH!!!


BULLIES - Some are born that way.




THE FRIDGE - An Essential Part Of Being A Motifaker


TAGS: fridge motifaker whiskey red bull
Rating: 2.57/5

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ICEMAN - November 13, 2009, 11:36 pm
I like it. This one speaks to me.


I KNEW IT - Bulls don't lay eggs




Inner Child -


TAGS: child bullied psycho evil
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - February 8, 2014, 9:57 am
I have not sir! Ok, but I only did one of the chalk outlines right Sho?
MissPriss - February 8, 2014, 9:56 am
Ah...now I know who took it huh Little?
Oldsod - February 8, 2014, 7:40 am
Somebody's been hanging with Sho, hasn't she?
chickenlittle - February 8, 2014, 12:14 am
MissP, no, it WAS as funny as you thought, I seriously laughed out loud at the "Um, we lost out on a dube" comment :D
MissPriss - February 7, 2014, 9:11 pm
You are bad to the core there Big E!
EmilioDumphque - February 7, 2014, 9:02 pm
Extra points: We left one arm missing, and drew it two feet away!
MissPriss - February 7, 2014, 7:43 pm
From sweet little children. Thanks Jesus.
MissPriss - February 7, 2014, 7:42 pm
Love it! We once put a dube in the hand of a mannequin at the mall entrance. It actually stayed there for 3 days! Um, we lost out on a dube. Guess it wasn't as funny as we thought ;(
EmilioDumphque - February 7, 2014, 7:11 pm
LOL! We once got revenge against a mall department store by drawing chalk outlines at their front door.
JesusWept - February 7, 2014, 7:07 pm
Sweet revenge! L L L L L


BIGGER - is not always better. Although it is usually a great deal more impressive.




BULL -


TAGS: bull hurt matadors feelings
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by CaptainBaked

Bull - May 4, 2011, 5:21 pm
lmao!! 5L's
CaptainBaked - May 4, 2011, 8:24 am
It looks like i need to pay canada a visit O_o
Reality Lord - May 4, 2011, 8:09 am

i'm canadian dude....home of world class beer and weed. FTW!
CaptainBaked - May 4, 2011, 7:27 am
HAHA! This happens to you entirely too often RL!
Reality Lord - May 4, 2011, 7:23 am

coffee spray just hit my monitor...lol CB


Brain Molestation -


TAGS: stupid moron brain seizure red bull gives you wings not gas
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

MissPriss - March 6, 2014, 10:47 am
Red Bull gives you wings...it's her time of the month...out of stock of ALWAYS pads at the local Wallys ...enough said.
EmilioDumphque - March 5, 2014, 3:00 pm
Probably her "newly ex" boyfriend's car.


RED BULL - Be careful where you drink it.


TAGS: red bull gives you wings
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by Kung-Fu Devil

BeNiceToMe - February 12, 2012, 7:29 pm
evrybody was kung-fu f5ghting - this kid is fast as l5ghtning - g55d stuff :)


PRAIRIE OYSTERS - Moo+'s Secret Recipe. Bet You Can't Eat Just One... Or Even Just One For That Matter...




PUT ME DOWN ! - Bullies they come in all shapes and seizes !


TAGS: bullies africa elephants lizzard funny
Rating: 3.86/5

More motifakes by MFS

jinks - July 15, 2010, 6:50 am
If the lizard tail was shorter. You could pretend it was a tortoise.


BULL CAVALRY - In Mexico, Horses are for pussies


TAGS: bull monkey pussies cavalry
Rating: 3.44/5

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Zreiser - December 11, 2010, 2:02 am
no more monkeying around this bull****!


BOY GEORGE - This time baby I'll be bulletproof


TAGS: la roux baby bulletproof boy george bait
Rating: 3.35/5

More motifakes by Chopperliscious

agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 11:44 am
You agree with that ignorant moron who hasn't contributed anything but an ignorant homophobic comment? Come on.... Poster count-0, Comment count-25, Forum posts-0. You're likable... don't hitch your wagon to fringe morons.
Treehodger - February 22, 2010, 11:11 am
Now I know I post a lot of bad ones. I make them because they make ME laugh. But I agree with Dude. And why is one of the tags "Bait"? Bait for what? 1L's?
DudefromOz - December 8, 2009, 6:14 pm
You got 1 lion from me because your motifake sucked arse. I didnt find it funny in the slightest and seems to be ... well i dont know. Thats a chick, Boy George was a fag tr***... not really much comparison besides mardi gras make up.
Chopperliscious - September 10, 2009, 7:46 pm
f*** off you one lion trolls - just because I give YOUR ****ty motifakes one lion doesn't mean you should DO IT TO MINE! :-)


BASIC MARKMANSHIP - If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, riddle them with bullets.




A FART CAN OCCUR - In a number of places, And leave everyone there, With strange looks on their faces.


TAGS: bull fart
Rating: 3.11/5

More motifakes by Swampfox

dy2012 - May 30, 2012, 5:19 am
touché!


RODEO - Tough men and rank bulls making women moist since 1860




FLYING BULL -


TAGS: bull flying
Rating: 2.73/5

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RatFink - July 9, 2010, 4:33 pm
uhhh i would have made a red bull joke here man...


if you don't believe -


TAGS: blue pitbull dog soul beauty
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by todderic70

mizzdizz - April 30, 2015, 4:18 pm
Nice poster, TR! Dogs really know how to use those puppy eyes! I have 2 adorable pitbulls across the street from me! I'm their 'auntie'! They definitely have souls and big hearts. LUUuuuuv this! 5 little lions going awwwwwwwww . . .
Silverheart - April 30, 2015, 10:08 am

My uncle has a beagle that has discovered the magic behind opening said box of unlimited food. Unfortunately, closing the door remains a mystery.
Greeny - April 30, 2015, 5:57 am
Souls eagerly waiting for something to eat, something hidden in that magical cold box they cannot open for themselves...
motinet - April 30, 2015, 4:00 am

So far, 100% dog posters. I APPROVE!


Deja Moo -


TAGS: definitions repeated bullsh t feelings
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - November 8, 2013, 11:42 pm
Nice! Thanks crotchety.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 8, 2013, 9:22 pm
5L + faved. And using this in my day-to-day life if I suspect anyone of BSing me.
MissPriss - November 7, 2013, 7:59 pm
Ok ya got me. Just couldn't fit all the o's in...teehee.
Silverheart - November 7, 2013, 7:33 pm

Or is that deja mooooooooooooooooo?


Dodging a Bullet -




MAYBE TOMORROW -


TAGS: raging bull
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by Greeny



CHRISTIAN BALE - He has really let himself go since the last movie


TAGS: bull dog
Rating: 3.69/5

More motifakes by Chef



FOR THE LAST TIME - RedBull does not give you wings so stop trying to fly


TAGS: redbull fly
Rating: 3.59/5

More motifakes by guyfox

Bolverk37782 - April 21, 2011, 7:16 pm
BUT you think it will, when mixed with sufficient measures of alcohol per tin of Red Bull.


PETTING THE BULL TERRIER - somehow you know this is simply not going to end well...




T-600 -




TOO TRUE -


TAGS: google faked atheist bull**** religion
Rating: 3.18/5

More motifakes by Hordika

maxenzo - March 26, 2012, 4:25 pm
lets count wars created by atheists? "ww1" "ww2" "korea war" "vietnam" "soviet afghanistan war" "iraq" "new afghanistan war" interestik
ILB - September 21, 2009, 11:36 pm
if anything deserves to be bashed, it is organized, man made, religion.
TheTrashHeap - September 2, 2009, 9:54 pm
Even if it is faked, it's still hilarious. If good reviews are your goal, get off the internet.
hghscaboose - September 2, 2009, 6:04 pm
Easily faked, not funny, go kill yourself. Any one that uses motifakes should know that you cant bash religion and get good reviews....idiot


DOUBLE-BARRELLED PISTOL - When you REALLY want to cover your inadequacies.




BULLET BILL - Shuffling Mario from this Mortal Coil for Nearly Twenty Years Now...


TAGS: mario nintendo bullet bill
Rating: 2.07/5

More motifakes by ZacharyW

Woody - July 4, 2009, 10:10 pm
WHAT?
LogicDude - May 19, 2009, 5:02 pm
Motifake is indeed a harsh mis***** Zach!
Zachary W - May 19, 2009, 3:05 pm
If I posted a picture of ***bs and didnt put any text this would of been at least a three. d*** thee internet, when will I learn to play by your rules!


Welcome To The Dollhouse -




Bump -


TAGS: bullfight animals bump
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

JesusWept - November 12, 2016, 12:49 pm
I'd love to use that classic ph**o where a matador gets the bull's horn right through his lower jaw for a poster. But it would get red-framed :(
JesusWept - November 12, 2016, 12:46 pm
I heard it's just another trick. As soon as the bull comes closer, the matador will jump up and wave the cape or worse...stab the bull with one of those skewers. BASTARD!!
CloudchaserS - November 12, 2016, 4:17 am
I'm told that matador had an epiphany about animal cruelty and quit bullfighting shortly after


Loopholes -


TAGS: siblings fights bullies exceptions
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - November 8, 2013, 11:52 pm
Well an understanding thank you from an oldest sister.
spacedog - November 7, 2013, 5:59 pm
My younger sister never understood it was just the natural law of first born, first dibs. 5 big brotherly Ls.


People Today -




OFFICE HARMONY - Some achieve it through through politeness, patience and a cooperative spirit. Some don't.


TAGS: bullets ammo rounds guns second ammendment
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

Jmac0585 - June 15, 2010, 9:05 am
A well-armed society is a polite and considerate society.
crankyhead - June 14, 2010, 9:08 pm
Firearms in the workplace... that must be part of that "realistic civilization" thingy you and I were discussing earlier. 5 Lions singing in harmony for you sir =)
Faceplant31 - June 14, 2010, 8:53 pm
Nice one Jmac!


Flu Shots -


TAGS: conspiracy odds vaccine bull**** on a stick
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 29, 2014, 12:01 pm
Thank you for sharing a perfect example! I've actually known people who've had such a terrible reaction TO THE Sh** that they were rushed to the Emergency Room.
Oldsod - January 29, 2014, 6:40 am
Heh...every year, my wife gets a flue sh** in October. She then has the flu over Christmas break. This year, she skipped the flu sh**, and made it through the holidays. SCIENCE!!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 28, 2014, 4:38 pm
*gasp!* That explains everything! EVERYTHING! I honestly think that it's a submissive thing, similar to “1984."
MissPriss - January 28, 2014, 4:27 pm
Hey crotchety,it's free...us frugal people like the perks! teehee


FEAR - will motivate you like nothing else in this world


TAGS: fear bull waterwalking run
Rating: 3.83/5

More motifakes by Sleeves

jibarocampesino - July 22, 2010, 11:42 am
Ninja instints & talents awakes in those fearful moments


NAIVE - You were surprised to find out your tatted-up, motorcycle-mechanic husband who's been married twice, once to a porn star, and was sued for over $800,000 for fraud... cheated on you?


TAGS: sandra bullock jesse james cheater
Rating: 3.71/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

Jmac0585 - March 31, 2010, 12:23 pm
Wives... who needs 'em! What was that?? I gotta go...
R.S.Jake - March 31, 2010, 12:21 pm
I just asked the wife, she told me to go for it too! I don't think she was serious though.
Jmac0585 - March 31, 2010, 11:58 am
I agree, go get 'er Jake.
Bovee - March 31, 2010, 11:51 am
very true. oh well best of luck to you jake. go get her.
R.S.Jake - March 31, 2010, 11:39 am
Whatever, she's available again right? Nice! Is my tie on stright?


RED BULL - Doesn't always give you wings.




SANDRA + SCARLETT - The kiss that lauched a billion hard-ons.


TAGS: sandra bullock scarlett johannson mtv movie awards kiss kisses kissing
Rating: 3.26/5

More motifakes by sanitizer

angelous - November 7, 2010, 8:28 pm
hey!, calm down, you're not making any friends here. Banned, don't you?, LOL. I give you an advice: don't be a cry baby buddy, face the criticism and move along.
rerun - June 9, 2010, 7:56 pm

wow, I see this fine individual was banned twice today. that may be a record.
TheTrashHeap - June 9, 2010, 2:31 pm
This is why parents need to monitor their kids online activities! Maybe once sanitizer gets his big boy hair he will be able to surf the web unsup***ised.
thatonechick - June 9, 2010, 11:45 am
It takes some talent to get all the mods after your a**.
Airman - June 9, 2010, 11:43 am
what a fun morning here at the clubhouse!
R.S.Jake - June 9, 2010, 11:32 am
Me? No, well maybe just a little...Oh, you mean the douchenozzle? Yeah probably...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 9, 2010, 11:30 am
What?....are you huffing glue?
R.S.Jake - June 9, 2010, 11:29 am
Oh my gosh! I posted something on the interwebs and can't stand it if someone doesn't like it ! Oh Noes!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 9, 2010, 11:24 am
It is our business, You're the idiot that posted such crap here and then couldn't take any criticism.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 9, 2010, 11:22 am
Ha! you're pathetic. We don't fall for the troll game around here. We'll just have a good laugh at your expense.
thatonechick - June 9, 2010, 11:21 am
Copy!
sanitizer - June 9, 2010, 11:21 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo: Shut the hell up and mind your own business! mike34: Shut the hell up and mind your own business!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 9, 2010, 11:13 am
We already tried that...Now we make fun of his parentage.
thatonechick - June 9, 2010, 11:12 am
LoL @ mike34
mike34 - June 9, 2010, 11:11 am
Dude, you really need to take some pills. If you really didn't care about them, why would you answer? Just hear them and make the next poster better. 1L for the poster 5l for making me laugh at your comments.
sanitizer - June 9, 2010, 8:48 am
No. Just mind your own d*** business, that is if you can pull yourself away from raping babies for more than five seconds, ya' sick baby-raping creep!
TheTrashHeap - June 9, 2010, 8:07 am
Looks like we have a new moronic mouthpiece in our midst! What's the matter sanitizer? Did your mommy threaten to kick you out of her basement?
sanitizer - June 9, 2010, 7:46 am
No. You accept that no one cares if you're not impressed. Don't air your apathy here! Oh, and like you know how to clean up your own ****.
culos - June 9, 2010, 7:29 am
@Rerun: sanitizer does not equal sanity. I guess it's a fancy word for janitor.... Don't expect him to fully understand your comment...
rerun - June 9, 2010, 6:28 am

sanitizer - it is called criticism, learn to accept it and move on
sanitizer - June 9, 2010, 5:41 am
Nobody cares if your not impressed. Keep your non-impressiveness to yourself.
rerun - June 8, 2010, 8:44 pm

this reminds me of the 99 bottles of beer song, make it 999,999,998
agdaniele - June 8, 2010, 8:42 pm
Make that 999,999,999 hard-ons. Not impressed.


ONE MAN CAN CHANGE THE WORLD - WITH ONE BULLET IN THE RIGHT PLACE




NEO - The ability to dodge bullets combined with his ability to get any girl you want




MYSTERY HEADACHE - Doctor, could it be that 14.5 mm high explosive incendiary round?


TAGS: head bullet sh** doctor
Rating: 1.89/5

More motifakes by ratman

agdaniele - April 2, 2010, 9:51 pm
Perhaps a leather punch and a ball peen hammer?
CANADA - April 2, 2010, 9:37 pm
an MRI will fix that right up


ENTHUSIASM -


TAGS: every bull has horns crankyhead
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by crankyhead

agdaniele - October 10, 2010, 3:31 pm
Love it.


Upper Left Breast Pocket -




OLE' - Fighting trolls is a lot like Bullfighting You Tease them and tease them until they tire themselves out.




THEY DANCED BY THE LIGHT OF THE MOON, - Maybe it was more of a Werewolf death quiver.




SCHOOLYARD THUG - FREE KICK


TAGS: bully
Rating: 3.13/5

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